Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it. unknown
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright
I think the world is run by C students. Al McGuire
How you do anything is how you do everything. Anon
Speech is located between thought and action and is often substituted for both. John A Holmes
I finally figured out the reason to be alive is to enjoy it. Rita Mae Brown
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. Anon
To me every cubic inch of space is a miracle. Walt Whitman
Rewrite your agreement with reality. Anon
Don't die with the music still in you. Emerson
The problem is not that your hopes are too high and you fail to reach them, it's that they're too low and you do. Michaelangelo
The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes, but in seeing familiar landscapes through new eyes. Marcel Proust
When half gods go, gods arrive. G. Sheehan
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon it adds up to real money. former (Republican) Illinois Senator Everett Dirksen
Genetics loads the cannon, lifestyle fires it off. Anon
The past week of your life is your best guess about eternity. Anon
The game was never worth a rap For rational folks to play In which no accident, no mishap Could ever find a way. Adam Gordon 1936