A FELLOW DROVE INTO A DEEP DITCH on a country road. A local farmer happening by said, "My horse Sebastian can pull you out." When Sebastian was hooked up, the farmer called, "Pull Ranger! C'mon Benny! Lets go Delilah!" Then he urged, "Pull Sebastian, pull!" Once the car was out of the ditch, the puzzled fellow asked, "Why did you call the wrong name three times?" "Sebastian is blind; if he knew other horses weren't pulling, he wouldn't try."
Ordering Pizza in 2010
After a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned this week to Europe
Tech-assist for your Special Lady
THE BOUNCER SAYS to the fellow trying to get into the nightclub, "Sorry, not without a tie." The fellow returns to his car to try and find a tie but only comes up with a set of jumper cables; so, he knots them around his neck and returns to the club. "Okay, you can come in" says the bouncer, "but don't start anything."
The fellow returns to his car to try and find a tie but only comes up with a set of jumper cables; so, he knots them around his neck and returns to the club.
