A middle-aged woman happens upon a frog in the woods.
“Kiss me! Kiss me!” cries the frog, “I’ll turn into a handsome prince!”
She stares, entranced, but doesn’t move.
“Come on!” entreats the impatient frog, “Don’t you want a handsome prince?!”
“I’m sorry,” she replies, “at this point, I’m actually more interested in a talking frog.”

... and why Al Gore invented the internet.

Time for getting to those spring projects, but
do you have the basic carpentry skills?!

The Genie said, “You have three wishes.”
The fellow replied, “Give me a wife who is breath-takingly attractive.”
The Genie proclaimed, “Here she stands.”
The fellow, looking at her, cried, “Be still my heart!”
The Genie turned to the widow, “You want the third one?”

Cell Phone Karma

iPhone seem a little small?		Move up to the iPad.
iChuhuahua seem a little small?		Move up to ... [click here]  .

Here is Mrs. Smith’s daughter’s homework:



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